The B.A.T. Standard Edition

$12.97

Introducing the latest in personal wellness and environmental adaptability: “The B.A.T. – (Breathing Assistance Tube).” Crafted for those unfortunate souls afflicted by the increasingly common HUTA (Head Up The Ass) Syndrome , The B.A.T. is a marvel of modern engineering designed to ensure that oxygen flows freely, no matter how deep the affliction.

In an era dominated by the HUTA Syndrome, where individuals from the highest echelons of power to the everyday road rager display an unparalleled degree of arrogance, ignorance, and a pervasive belief in their infallibility, The B.A.T.emerges as a beacon of hope. This revolutionary Breathing Assistance Tube is designed with cutting-edge vinyl tubing technology, offering a lifeline to those who’ve metaphorically (and now, thanks to us, almost literally) buried their heads within their personal echo chambers.

Key Features:

  • Advanced Vinyl Composition: Utilizing the latest in polymer science, The B.A.T.’s flexible clear Vinyl Food Grade tubing is flexible, durable, and surprisingly comfortable for a product designed for such an awkward application.
  • Universal Fit: Standard Edition B.A.T. comes in 3/16″ ID – 5/16″ OD diameter tubing, because we understand that HUTA Syndrome affects heads of all sizes. Whether you’re dealing with a minor case of know-it-all-ism or full-blown egomania, we’ve got you covered.
  • Stealth Mode: Be prepared. The B.A.T. is designed for discretion, The BAT can be worn undetected under clothing. Perfect for those board meetings, family dinners, or political rallies where you suspect HUTA Syndrome might rear its ugly head.

Eco-Friendly Packaging: Because the only thing we want to leave behind are the symptoms of HUTA, not a carbon footprint.

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