The B.A.T. Corporate Office Edition

The B.A.T. Corporate Office Edition – your discreet, stylish HUTA Syndrome Response tool. Elegantly designed to provide ease and convenience, whenever the emergency rears it embarrassing head the kit ensures you maintain personal care and hygiene, no matter where life takes you. Ideal for Boardrooms, Breakrooms, Common Areas, Human Resource resolutions and even Parking Garages this version features two tubing sizes—small (3/16″ID x 5/16″OD x 2′ long) and large (3/8″ID x 1/2″OD x 2′ long)—made of flexible, clear PVC vinyl for effortless use. Approved by the Foundation for HUTA Syndrome Survivors, it guarantees quality and reliability in a professional package.

The B.A.T. Corporate Office Edition includes all essential accessories like:

• Small PVC Tubing (3/16″ID x 5/16″OD x 2′ long)

• Large PVC Tubing (3/8″ID x 1/2″OD x 2′ long)

• Air Check Valve for directional air flow

• High-quality gloves for cleanliness

• Premium lubricant for comfort during use

• Hand sanitizer to ensure hygiene

• Coconut-Mint Mouthwash for freshness post-use HUTA episodes

All accessories come neatly packed in a variety of 12 color choices for match any decor, allowing you to maintain professional environment discretion and ease, wherever you work. Perfect for any professional business environments. The B.A.T. Corporate Office Edition provides the ultimate combination of functionality, hygiene, and privacy.

Consider having one or more of these life-saving  tools available in:

• Law Offices
• Police stations
• Trading exchanges
• Hospital emergency rooms
• professional Government offices
• Airports and travel hubs
• Banks
• Court Rooms
• Strip Clubs and Bars

** Please note that this is a Satirical Product and is strictly for Humor and Levity purposes see all our Legal Disclaimers and Liability Limitation.